10. Penguins are infinitely cooler than octopi (octopuses?).
9. Those NHL commercials from the Finals last year that depict the Penguins winning wouldn’t be biased, just clairvoyant. 
8. The Pensblog.
7. Osgood in the Hall of Fame? Seriously?
6. Red Wings fans are annoying enough already.
5. A repeat of the whole Islanders-Oilers thing would be pretty cool. As long as the Sharks win next year, that is.
4. Crosby and Malkin have been insane during the playoffs. They should win it on that merit alone.
3. Detroit sucks.
2. Seriously, have you seen Detroit? Its a shithole. 
1. The look on Hossa’s face.