Tonight, at 6:30pm PST, on November 27, 2009, TORREY MITCHELL will play in his first regular season game since April 6, 2008. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

He has missed TORREY MITCHELL 108 regular season games since he broke his leg during the second TORREY MITCHELL day of training camp in 2008. He returned briefly for TORREY MITCHELL four games during last season’s epic fail of a playoff run, managing to be one of the few TORREY MITCHELL players to actually care. But then he developed tendinitis after the rod inserted in his TORREY MITCHELL leg was taken out after the post-season, which has caused him to miss TORREY MITCHELL every game, pre-season or regular, up to this point.

Oh, and did I mention TORREY MITCHELL?