As a Sharks fan, I worship Owen Nolan. Well, not worship per se, but I think he’s pretty awesome and good at hockey and stuff. I mean, he called the shot at the All Star Game in San Jose. Dude’s a legend. So now that he is officially retiring, I wanted to watch his press [...]

I am a hockey fan. I watch at least 100 games every year, write about hockey online, and even play the sport. And, like possibly dozens of other hockey fans, I like Kelly Clarkson. I own all five of her albums, including the the depressing one everyone forgets about because it had one mediocre single. [...]

Fight On, for ol’ SC Our men Fight On to victory Our alma mater dear Looks up to you Fight On and win For ol’ SC Fight On to victory Fight On  

During Monday Night Football hosted at the aging Candlestick Park, a transformer blew, knocking out all the power. The MNF broadcasters immediately thought it was caused by an earthquake, freaking out and – after discovering that there was no earthquake – started comparing a blown transformer to the 1989 World Series earthquake. You know, the 6.9 magnitude [...]

I love bubblegum pop, especially late 90s/early 2000s bubblegum pop. I love how happy it is, how despite the songs may be about being lonely or cheating or being dumped, they always sound so peppy. And there’s always a music video that includes a large, choreographed dance sequence with the girls in midriff-baring baby tees. [...]

Following is a compilation of every animated gif I made for the 2010 San Francisco Giants (a few may have been made for the 2009 team). There are 18 total gifs, so if you have a slow connection I do not suggest viewing the entire post unless you want your computer to die. You are [...]