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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Wait, last night was a joke, right? Right? Oh, and I swear, the Sharks are the only team that gets bandwagoners only when they’re doing bad. Things going normal, they’re winning games, and it’s just the regulars. Sharks lose 8-2, and BOOM! Dozens of people come out the cracks just to piss and moan, using [...]


Lapierre the new Bernie Goetz?

On March 5, 2010, around 1:50 into the third period, Scott Nichol received a pass from Torrey Mitchell, rang it off the post, and then continued on his way, trying to set up for another chance. In no way was he endangering any Canadiens player, attempting anything cheap, or really doing anything except for trying [...]


Do you believe in miracles? YES!

Today marks the 30th anniversary of the famous “Miracle on Ice” game. If you have no idea what that was, I first wonder why you’re browsing this particular hockey blog, and then I suggest you go rent/download/buy the movie Miracle. I myself am going to watch it for the 18,483rd time tonight. I’ve posted stuff [...]


Miracle on Ice Wallpapers

The 30th anniversary of the famous “Miracle on Ice” is on Monday, and so in honor of the anniversary, I made two wallpapers to commemorate the famous team. I’ve only made one resolution, but if you want a smaller resolution I’ll be happy to do so. 1600×900 1600×900


Declaration of Incompetence

When, in the course of television broadcasting, it becomes necessary for the target audience of 18-49 year olds to alter their television habits which have connected them with a network, and to assume among the powers of the remote, the wide array of other networks that their cable or satellite subscription entitles them, a decent [...]


The Point of No Return

This is it. We have passed the point of no return. There is no going back now, no chance to make things up. That’s right. NHL Gamecenter has officially used the Sharks broadcast for fewer than half of the games this season. The record, as of last night, is 10-42-3-1. For those of you not [...]