So, uh, hey! Long time no see! Now, I have an excuse, I really do. A five game losing streak and only 3 games in 13 days is not very conducive to creativity. Neither are finals, which were also during this rather long period of time. But hey, Sharks are now on a three game [...]

Hey, did you hear? The San Jose Globetrotters are in town! Well, in town assuming you live in San Jose or some smallish town nearby, which I am for the sake of convience. Anyways, the San Jose Globetrotters, with the starting lineup of Joe “Pass first, ask questions later” Thornton, Patrick “Walt Whitman” Marleau, Dany [...]

Chances are you’ve heard about the incident a few nights ago, when Tomas Vokoun let in a Kovalchuk goal (as many goalies do), and Keith Ballard hit Vokoun in the head with his stick. It was a complete accident, as Ballard was trying to hit the goalposts and missed, but still provided for a scary [...]

So, Joe Thornton is pretty awesome. He’s one of the best passers the game has seen, ever, and insists on doing every interview shirtless. Not sure how those two facts go together, but they’re both true, so let’s go with that. His Angry Joe mode, though rare, makes him into the best player in the [...]

Tonight, at 6:30pm PST, on November 27, 2009, TORREY MITCHELL will play in his first regular season game since April 6, 2008. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL. He has missed TORREY MITCHELL 108 regular season games since he broke his leg during the second TORREY MITCHELL day of [...]

Another one of the 20 Questions, this time with Joe Pavelski. He’s very much in the mold of a typical hockey player, being very diplomatic in all of his answers (doesn’t name a best player on the Sharks, or a team or player he hates playing against). Hence, the politician title. Not very news-worthy, but [...]