Posts Tagged ‘RANT’

Why I Absolutely Despise the Chicago Blackhawks

Some will think that this hatred has come about from this Western Conference Finals series. Some will think that this post has stemmed from the recent Game 3 loss. They’d be partially right – my hatred for this “storied” franchise has been exacerbated by the series, and the post itself is because of the Game [...]


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Wait, last night was a joke, right? Right? Oh, and I swear, the Sharks are the only team that gets bandwagoners only when they’re doing bad. Things going normal, they’re winning games, and it’s just the regulars. Sharks lose 8-2, and BOOM! Dozens of people come out the cracks just to piss and moan, using [...]


Lapierre the new Bernie Goetz?

On March 5, 2010, around 1:50 into the third period, Scott Nichol received a pass from Torrey Mitchell, rang it off the post, and then continued on his way, trying to set up for another chance. In no way was he endangering any Canadiens player, attempting anything cheap, or really doing anything except for trying [...]


Declaration of Incompetence

When, in the course of television broadcasting, it becomes necessary for the target audience of 18-49 year olds to alter their television habits which have connected them with a network, and to assume among the powers of the remote, the wide array of other networks that their cable or satellite subscription entitles them, a decent [...]


The Point of No Return

This is it. We have passed the point of no return. There is no going back now, no chance to make things up. That’s right. NHL Gamecenter has officially used the Sharks broadcast for fewer than half of the games this season. The record, as of last night, is 10-42-3-1. For those of you not [...]


Sharks win! Kind of! Two days ago!

So, uh, hey! Long time no see! Now, I have an excuse, I really do. A five game losing streak and only 3 games in 13 days is not very conducive to creativity. Neither are finals, which were also during this rather long period of time. But hey, Sharks are now on a three game [...]