Posts Tagged ‘shaaaaarks’

Sharks win! Kind of! Two days ago!

So, uh, hey! Long time no see! Now, I have an excuse, I really do. A five game losing streak and only 3 games in 13 days is not very conducive to creativity. Neither are finals, which were also during this rather long period of time. But hey, Sharks are now on a three game [...]


San Jose Globetrotters

Hey, did you hear? The San Jose Globetrotters are in town! Well, in town assuming you live in San Jose or some smallish town nearby, which I am for the sake of convience. Anyways, the San Jose Globetrotters, with the starting lineup of Joe “Pass first, ask questions later” Thornton, Patrick “Walt Whitman” Marleau, Dany [...]


Joe Thornton, dominator of NHL message boards

So, Joe Thornton is pretty awesome. He’s one of the best passers the game has seen, ever, and insists on doing every interview shirtless. Not sure how those two facts go together, but they’re both true, so let’s go with that. His Angry Joe mode, though rare, makes him into the best player in the [...]


TORREY MITCHELL

Tonight, at 6:30pm PST, on November 27, 2009, TORREY MITCHELL will play in his first regular season game since April 6, 2008. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL. He has missed TORREY MITCHELL 108 regular season games since he broke his leg during the second TORREY MITCHELL day of [...]


Joe Pavelski, Politician

Another one of the 20 Questions, this time with Joe Pavelski. He’s very much in the mold of a typical hockey player, being very diplomatic in all of his answers (doesn’t name a best player on the Sharks, or a team or player he hates playing against). Hence, the politician title. Not very news-worthy, but [...]


Patrick Marleau is a beast, pt. 2

Our favorite Sharks LW/C was at it again last night, this time going up against three Blackhawks on the PK. I’ll refrain from saying anything about the outcome of the game, because I’m not sure if I can write anything without swearing about the War Room, but Marleau proves to be beastly once again. My [...]