You know how sometimes you’re watching a game, and its just so amazingly absurd that you can’t help but laugh at it? Well, there have been quite a few moments like that for the Sharks this past season, some that are pure laughers, and some that make you want to – to use an internet [...]

So, about a month ago, I was watching the Stanley Cup Final, being depressed and interested simultaneously. The absolute slaughter that was Game 5 was ending; there was about two minutes left on the clock, but there were stoppages often because of some of the shenanigans the players were getting into. And during those stoppages, [...]

10. Penguins are infinitely cooler than octopi (octopuses?).
9. Those NHL commercials from the Finals last year that depict the Penguins winning wouldn’t be biased, just clairvoyant. 
8. The Pensblog.
7. Osgood in the Hall of Fame? Seriously?
6. Red Wings fans are annoying enough already.
5. A repeat of the whole Islanders-Oilers thing would be pretty cool. As long [...]