Patrick Marleau, Waterboy, enter Seek and Destroy
Win Pacific, Western Conference, President’s Trophy

Todd McLellan, Tomas Plihal, bitter rivals post-game brawl
SJ Sharkie, Home advantage, section 2-0-9

First game, Anaheim, it’s not going overtime
4 in the Quacker’s net, yummy pizza we will get

Semenov at left wing, gotta be the weirdest thing
Staubitz meets a Nashville pest, Tootoo’s face a bloody mess

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We didn’t start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world was turning
We didn’t start the fire
No we didn’t light it
But we try to fight it

Setoguchi, Nabokov, puck shot wide by Ehrhoff
Jamie Baker, Rusanowsky, radio hosts

Game on, Randy Hahn, Drew Remenda’s hair’s gone
HP Pavilion, Santa Clara Street

Super-loud five on three, Patty gets a shorty
Stuart, Sturm, and Primeau, traded to get Big Joe

Pickles’ clutch on two-on-one, scoring chance is down to none
Michalek a breakaway, speed’ll make ‘em all pay

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Shark Tank, San Jose, Crowd chanting ‘Beat LA!’
JR’s here, never fear, got at least ONE MORE YEAR!

Many many shots on goal, Gooch going 5 hole
Shelley dropping gloves again, racking up the P I M

Torrey Mitchell super-fast, spent all season in a cast
Disciplined and civil, heads are on a swivel

Crankshaft kicking lots of ass, checking hard into the glass
Wings at the Tank again, best game of the season

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Lukowich, Joslin, this team is built to win
Boyler, Blakey, Mighty Joe Pavelski

Turco gave a goal away, he’s golfing in April and May
GM Wilson, trading all the round ones.

Boucher, KGB, speaking like a Ruskie
San Jose, all the way, what else do I have to say

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Grier, Goc, Clowe, McGinn, Pepe’s on the ice again
First place, erase, second round disgrace

Pronger, Belfour, we hate them, injuries are not condemned
Parros versus Shelley, hockey fights are fun to see

Murray’s behind in your gut, Pavelski phantom headbutt
No regrets, empty nets, records are what this team sets

Boyle’s got a strong arm goal, power play is on a roll
Stanley Cup is here for sure, I can’t take it anymore!

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